A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar...

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10.10.2018.

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Neka me nježnost večeras safatala. Možda što energiju ulažem gdje treba pa dođem smirošen kući sav. U nirvani kako hipiji kažu jel?
Treba mi mala kašika. Imam dvije milke, sa LJELJCIMA i malinama, sedam sezona Parks and Recreation, zimski jorgan i dovoljno mjesta pored sebe za jedno omanje, krhko tijelo. Još komšije raspalile karaoke neđe u brdu gore moš čut od Vesne Zmijanac do Bijelog dugmeta sve.
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A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar...
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Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again! I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

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