A paranoid schizophrenic walks into a bar...

Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub

15.04.2017.

Want sugar from daddy?

Joj kad počnu za dobar seks treba ovo, za dobar seks treba ono. Za seks prije svega trebaju minimum dvije jedinke. Koliko je dobar određuju stvari poslije vrhunca radnje.
U mom slučaju dobar seks je ako ogladnim poslije ko pašče pa mi "ah" dođe za npr. hot dog (ćuna u po somuna hehehe)/pileći sendvič iz Pingvina i ono najvažnije od svega - da me dan poslije bole kukovi, pubična kost i ostali dijelovi tijela za koje nikad ne bih rekao da se mogu upaliti. Slatka bol hihihi.
To je znak da se seks sa tom osobom treba ponoviti n-puta. Sve ostalo je otaljavanje posla.

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Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again! I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

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